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Mar
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18,000 COOL JOKES 4.0
Category: Entertainment
Price: $0.99 (iTunes)
Version: 3.2 -> 4.0
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★ PRESENTING THE WORLD’S BEST JOKES APP! ★
LOOKING FOR JOKES? LOOK NO MORE! YOU’VE FOUND THE ULTIMATE JOKES APP!
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EXAMPLES
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★ Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said “From 2 to 4 years”.
(TOP rated joke)
★ A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
★ A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said:
- Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying: “Congratulations on your new location”.
★ A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…
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FEATURES
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✔ Filter jokes by length- SHORT / MEDIUM / LONG
✔ Theme Chooser with 3 different themes!
✔ 18 000+ jokes – and no internet connection required!
✔ 49 categories
✔ Ability to rate jokes online – positive/negative/adult
✔ See TOP 50 jokes for today, this week or this month
✔ Share a joke via E-mail, Twitter and Facebook
✔ Favorites section, to store the jokes you really loved
✔ Shake detection for random joke
✔ Easy NEXT/PREV navigation
✔ KIDS SAFE with adult filter
✔ App settings accessible within the app itself
✔ Gorgeous colorful graphics
✔ Intelligent algorithm for joke selection, so you don’t have to read the same joke twice
Have fun!
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You will find jokes from the following categories
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Animals , At Work , Aviation , Bar , Blondes , Business , Camping , Children , Christmas , Comedian , Computers , Dirty , Doctors , Drunks , Dumb , Elderly , Farming , Festivals , Food , Foreigners , Funny , Gender , Instrument , Language , Lawyers , Ma’ Dad Facts, Marriage , Medicine , Men , Military , Mom/Dad , Other , Ouch , Police , Political , Practical , Real , Redneck , Relationships , SAP facts, School , Science , Situations , Sports , Stats/Math , Travel , War , Women , Yo Mama
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For more info, please visit: www.cramzy.com
Keep in touch with us on twitter: http:///www.twitter.com/cramzy/
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What’s New
YOU ASKED FOR SO MANY THINGS…AND WE LISTENED….!
ENJOY THIS UPDATE!
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
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★ THEME CHOOSER – you can now switch between the Comic, Classic and Blue theme. More themes to come very soon.
★ Improved user interface to ease navigation between screens.
★ Accelerometer for next joke now works while browsing jokes in Favorites.
★ Share via e-mail no longer quits the app, but allows you to send the e-mail while being in 18,000 COOL JOKES.
★ Several bugs have been fixed + fixed memory leaks.
★ Changed app icon (returned the icon from ver.2.x)
★ When sharing a joke via Twitter, people will now see the theme you are using on our website, where they can read the joke you shared.
★ Changed the loading screen.
More themes will come soon. We’re working on them!
Send propositions for themes to [email protected]
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The 5 star reviews keep the updates coming, so please consider writing one
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